Sometimes You’re So Stroppy

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We’re in a cafe, ordering. I specifically ask for a ‘large single shot almond mocha’. I know, it’s complicated. The girl asks me if it’s a single shot of coffee or chocolate!

We sit down. The drinks are brought to the table. Mine’s a regular! I say to the girl, “I ordered a large”. My partner says, “No, you didn’t”. She goes to check. A regular was ordered.